Yo guys I'm Bri. I'm a Knight of Doom and a Derse dreamer.
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shingeki-yes-yaoi:

theyforcedmetosmile:

Vine knows what to do…

FF UCKING LOGGING OUT

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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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high-school-fling:

alloutorg:

Tumblr, we need you! A rogue Arizona State representative, John Kavanagh, wants to pass a bill that would thow trans people in jail for using public restrooms. Anyone could be asked for I.D. to “prove” their gender, and if there’s a discrepancy they could face a fine or jailtime.
When asked why the bill targeted trans people, Kavanagh explained that it’s because he thinks “they’re weird.” Outrageous.
We can stop this bill by taking action at www.allout.org/arizona and spreading the word far and wide. Will you help?

You guys please reblog this and spread this like wildfire. This is where I live and I would hate to see the trans people of my state not be abLE TO FUCKING PISS BECAUSE OF THE GENDER THEY IDENTIFY WITH

high-school-fling:

alloutorg:

Tumblr, we need you! A rogue Arizona State representative, John Kavanagh, wants to pass a bill that would thow trans people in jail for using public restrooms. Anyone could be asked for I.D. to “prove” their gender, and if there’s a discrepancy they could face a fine or jailtime.

When asked why the bill targeted trans people, Kavanagh explained that it’s because he thinks “they’re weird.” Outrageous.

We can stop this bill by taking action at www.allout.org/arizona and spreading the word far and wide. Will you help?

You guys please reblog this and spread this like wildfire. This is where I live and I would hate to see the trans people of my state not be abLE TO FUCKING PISS BECAUSE OF THE GENDER THEY IDENTIFY WITH

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dixie-chicken:

nominominus:

bigbarawolf:

butterpaint:

lol

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I nearly died from headcannon it’s perfect

No you don’t understand
"We’re gonna buy you the nicest dick in Manhattan." sounds like a sentence Tony must have definitely said

I did not see that someone reblogged my tagfic for this and it makes me so happy people appreciated it :3

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the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

image

yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

capricorn-circus:

sufferers-sacred-legwings:

abnormalgalliovant:

apertures-413th-monster:

whimmy-bam:

xxspiritkeeperxx:

niceboysouji:

Goddamn it Facebook I’m too Homestuck for this.

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You just combined every alphanumerical typing quirk and I could still read it.
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH


Challenge level for ordinary person: ExtremeChallenge level for Homestuck: Moderate

we homestucke’d again

Don’t try and confuse us with lettering, Homestucks are used to confusing ass shit.


It was actually pretty easy to read all of it…

capricorn-circus:

sufferers-sacred-legwings:

abnormalgalliovant:

apertures-413th-monster:

whimmy-bam:

xxspiritkeeperxx:

niceboysouji:

Goddamn it Facebook I’m too Homestuck for this.

9k4y l1s73N up. Y0u R34lLy t)(iiNk t)(47 7)(4t ww4s 4 c)(4Ll3n63? Y34)(. N0. 1 D4R3 y9u t9 7rY 4nD M4K3 s3n53 0F 7)(1s, 1 D4R3 y9u m9t)(3RfucK3R, ii d9u8l3 D4R3 y9u, 70 tRy 4Nd m4k3 53Ns3 9f t)(ii5. n9, ii7 D03sN’7 M47t3r iiF Y0u’R3 4 )(9m3s7uCk 0R N07, iiF Y0u M4N463 t9 R34d t)(ii5 1n 0N3 g9 Y0u D353Rvv3 4 FuCk1n6 M3D4L. y34)(, t)(ii5 3%7r3m3 3%Pl9ii747ii9n 0F 7)(3 3n6l1s)( L4Ngu463 ii5 D35ii6n3d t9 us3 4s m4nY L37t3r5 4s p9s5ii8l3. t)(3 quiiCk 6R0Wn f9% jumPs 0VV3R 7)(3 L4Zy d9g. 7)(3 Qu1cK 8r9wwN F0% JuMp5 9vv3r t)(3 l4zY D06. l90K 4t t)(47! ii m4d3 1t 34sY F0R Y0u! 3%tR3M3 3%pL01t4t10N, m9t)(3RfucK3R! y9u jus7 ZiiP D0Wn t9 7)(3 P05t 0Ff1c3 4nD 4ww4rD Y0ur53Lf 4N 3%C3Pt10N4LlY 5p4rKlY 5t1cK3R. y9u d1d ii7, m4n, 1’M Pr9uD 9f y9u.

You just combined every alphanumerical typing quirk and I could still read it.

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Challenge level for ordinary person: Extreme
Challenge level for Homestuck: Moderate

we homestucke’d again

Don’t try and confuse us with lettering, Homestucks are used to confusing ass shit.

It was actually pretty easy to read all of it…