Yo guys I'm Bri. I'm a Knight of Doom and a Derse dreamer.
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Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.

"Leave the tray, please." 

Oh Bruce.

I just noticed the mug on the tray. Alfred went to the store, saw crass exploitative Batman-themed merchandise, and promptly bought it, took it home, and regularly uses it to bring drinks to Bruce. And Bruce knows he can’t say a word unless he wants to make sure Alfred never shuts up about it. Well played, Pennyworth.

When your boss decides he’s going to spend his life acting as a caped crusader, you have two options.

1: Quit and find another job.

2: Take every opportunity you can to call him out on how ridiculous it is, and revel in the job security.